Friday, May 16, 2008

Do the Monster Mashup! It was a graveyaAHHH! My brains just got eated.

If you were a monster, what would be your tell-tale monstrous traits? Who would you choose as your first victim?

Bonus points: upost appropriate monster names for other people's monsters.

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Kaitlyn 43p · 881 weeks ago

I know we're supposed to invent a NEW kind of monster, but I just can't help myself... In celebration of the upcoming re-release of Stubbs the Zombie: Rebel Without a Pulse, I would be a retro-futuristic 1950s zombie. I'd be pretty hard to mistake, since my exploits would be accompanied by altrock bands covering the Oldies and I would eat brains in order to gather zombie minions. When my horde is big enough, we would all descend upon the White House with ray guns and stench bombs. Go big or go home, I always say.

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Hannah 48p · 881 weeks ago

I would have monsterously fuzzy hair all over my body (J can vouch for this when I haven't shaved my legs in a while...). My first victim would be a silky-legged high school cheerleader... That, or a jock boy who waxes his chest, ie. someone without the hair.
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Ki'n Monster! · 881 weeks ago

I would be a giant cat monster, and i would help all the little housecats of the globe TAKE OVER THE WORLD! My eyes would shoot lasers, though i'd never use them because me purr would serve much like that of a siren's song and would soothe humans, dogs, and other species into submission. After that, we (the little cats of the world and me) would rule peacefully and amicably, our philosophy of governing based on the principles of napping in sunbeams, tummyrubs, and eating without abandon. Ya'll would love it, believe me.

Leaving it up to amh to come up with a clever monster name...
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mb · 881 weeks ago

I would be an ignorant Texas power monger that preyed on fear. I would dare people to challenge me and revel in their cowardice.
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Jordan 57p · 881 weeks ago

I was waiting for that one. Would you give up golf when the body count gets high (would you at least lie about giving up golf?)? I think I have the perfect name for you.
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Lisa · 881 weeks ago

I would be a total gross-out, inappropriate monster. I'd fart and belch constantly, scratch my ass, pick my nose, etc. I'd tell people they looked fat or ugly or couldn't sing or shouldn't ask that woman out. Someone needs to come up with a name for me. I'd basically let all bitter, cynical, obnoxious inhibitions loose and enjoy it immensely.

Oh, and I'd be really fat and wouldn't care. I'd eat pizza and creme brulee and potato chips and Lucky Charms and whatever the f%$# else I wanted ALL THE TIME.

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