Your mom. Part 2.

What are you going to do today that you would only want to do once every four years?

Your mom.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

If you grew up with holes in your zapatos, you'd celebrate the minute you was having dough.

Please post a rap about the shoes you're wearing today. It can be as little as a two line rhyme or as much as an exhaustive treatise.

Wrestling Ernest Hemingway, Sumo-Style

Please post a well-known person (alive, dead, or fictional) with whom you would like to have a fight (be it physical, intellectual, emotional, etc.) and how you would go about it (ie. strategy, weapons, etc.).

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If you would like to find the original story for yesterday's Mad Libs post, see The Genesis of Mad Libs Mondays. Feel free to post your completed Mad Lib with all the substituted words in place in the comments section.

The Genesis of Mad Libs Mondays

Every Monday, I will post a mad libs list, which you can respond to by posting the appropriate words. Below, you will find the original story and where your words should be substituted for the originals. If you still want to play, you can find the list of blanks for which you will supply words at the bottom of the page. The number for each blank will help you substitute them correctly.

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The First Book of Moses, Called [4]

In the beginning [1] created the [2] and the [3].
And the [3] was without [5], and [6]; and [7] was upon the face of the [8]. And the Spirit of [1] [9] upon the face of the [10].
And [1] said, Let there be [11]: and there were [11]....

And after [12] [13], [1] saw every thing that s/he had [14], and, behold, it was very [15].

And on the [12 + st, nd, rd, or th] [13, but singular], [1] [16] his/her [17] which s/he had [14] and s/he [18]...
And [1] [19] the [12 + st, nd, rd, or th] [13, but singular], and [20] it.

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1. Person:
2. Noun:
3. Opposite of #2 noun:
4. Noun:
5. Plural noun:
6. Adjective:
7. Noun:
8. Noun:
9. Past tense verb:
10. Plural noun:
11. Plural noun:
12. Number:
13. Plural time period (eg. days, weeks):
14. Past tense verb:
15. Adjective:
16. Past tense verb:
17. Noun:
18. Past tense verb:
19. Past tense verb:
20. Past tense verb:

O, you acrostiverbalists!

Please post an acrostic of this word: Sunday.

Lime Ricky

People the world over know about that fabled man from Nantucket. In an attempt to make you all famous/infamous, please post a limerick about a body part of your own.

Party like it's 1732.

Today is George Washington's birthday. Please post a short letter to George relating your favorite drunk story, written as if you lived during the 18th Century. Mr. Washington took laudanum for most of his adult life to cope with the discomfort of his bad teeth, so he will know what you're talking about.

Superconnected

It's time to play Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. Please connect yourself to Mr. Bacon using up to six links. You may use films and tv shows as links or you can use other types of contact as well. The only rule for a link is that both people must know each other's first name. For instance, if you know the barista who serves Mr. Bacon his daily morning coffee, it's reasonable to assume that he knows her first name. This might prove to be helpful.

Corn & Cheese

Please post a joke. Any joke.

Love and Death: Part I

Please post a description of the first film scene you can think of that features a dramatic kiss and/or death.

Spit Up Soot: Go Hug Beers

In the United States, today is Presidents' Day. Please post an anagram of any president's name.

Hint: Sometimes cheating is ok.

Don't Think Twice, It's Alright

Please post the first break-up/love song that comes to mind right now.

You're like a Batman comic strip.

Please post a description of yourself using up to three separate onomatopoeias.

New Slang

Please post a word that you have made up and then define it.

Every day the 14th!

In the spirit of the day, please post a rhyme that completes this doggerel:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue...

You are free to alter the order of the original lines or even make minor changes to them. You can also use more than 2 lines if you find yourself on a roll.