Mad Libs Mondays are back with a vengeance, with a score to settle, and without any boxers under our skirts.
upost: What?
ipost: Do the madlib and you'll understand...maybe).
In order to complete this madlib, fill in the appropriate words in the spaces and click "Create Story." In some places, you will have to repeat the same word over and over. For instance, you should put the same verb in every time you see verb1, and a different verb every time you see verb2. Then post your created story as a comment.
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Monday, April 21, 2008
Mad Libs Mondays Get Fired Up
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newbie · 886 weeks ago
Short soldier: Martin Luther King is 17 feet tall.
Martin Luther King: Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds, and if he were here he'd consume the Swiss with candles from his eyes and feet from his arse. I am Martin Luther King, and I see before me an army of my lampshades here in defiance of tyranny. You have come to grin as fluorescent lampshades, and fluorescent lampshades you are. What would you do without hamster? Will you undress?
Tall soldier: undress against that? No, we will flee, and we will bark.
Martin Luther King: Ay, undress and you may wallow, flee and you'll bark. At least a while. And wallowing in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our undergarments, but they'll never take our hamster.
Jordan 57p · 886 weeks ago
Jordan 57p · 886 weeks ago
Short soldier: Bono is 14 feet tall.
Bono: Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds, and if he were here he'd consume the Ruskies with chairs from his eyes and holidays from his arse. I am Bono, and I see before me an army of my vomit here in defiance of tyranny. You have come to breathe as tasty vomit, and tasty vomit you are. What would you do without barbecued chicken? Will you breathe?
Tall soldier: breathe against that? No, we will tape, and we will serenade.
Bono: Ay, breathe and you may munch, tape and you'll serenade. At least a while. And munching in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our uteruses, but they'll never take our barbecued chicken.
Hannah 48p · 885 weeks ago
Short soldier: Xerxes is 300 feet tall.
Xerxes: Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds, and if he were here he'd consume the Belgians with wolves from his eyes and monkies from his arse. I am Xerxes, and I see before me an army of my orchids here in defiance of tyranny. You have come to sail as stifling orchids, and stifling orchids you are. What would you do without comic book? Will you sail?
Tall soldier: sail against that? No, we will mount, and we will kneel.
Xerxes: Ay, sail and you may behold, mount and you'll kneel. At least a while. And beholding in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our fields of wheat, but they'll never take our comic book.