If they weren't dead, we'd kill Rosencrantz and Guildenstern

Today we are going to play a game of Questions. If you are not familiar with the rules, please click on the link to read them. We will leave out the hesitation rule because it doesn't apply, but otherwise, all rules are in effect.

Our game will be continuous, so if a player fouls, we will just continue from the last proper question. Refresh the page right before you post to make sure that you're looking at the most recent post.