Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Who said that?

Please post any quote attributed to Anonymous and then attribute it to someone we might know. Click on the anonymous link, choose a page, scroll down, and go with the first quote you read.

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mb · 886 weeks ago

"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day."

— Forest's mama

Can't you just hear some Tom, Dick or Harry yelling at Gump about something he did wrong and Gump mechanically spouts out another "Mama always says..." followed by this brilliant slice of optimism? I can. And I'm right WAY more than twice a day.
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Dusty's singin& · 886 weeks ago

"If you don't stand for something, you don't stand for anything!"

— George Bush

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Tom Robbins · 886 weeks ago

"Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good."

— Tanuki

He gets soused on saki and then sprays gallons of "love" all over the place. It's no surprise... his testicles are ginormous.
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kiki · 886 weeks ago

"My karma ran over your dogma."

- The Dude Lebowski
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Hannah 48p · 886 weeks ago

"Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold -- but so does a hard-boiled egg." -Martha Stewart (Then she went on to say something about preparing deviled eggs and how hard it is to do wearing an ankle bracelet...)
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Marli · 886 weeks ago

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.

-David Miller
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That was just unnece · 885 weeks ago

"Jordan's mom is hot."

— Jordan's dad
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Jordan 57p · 885 weeks ago

Yeah, I guess anyone could have said that originally.
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steve · 885 weeks ago

"God does not ask about our ability, but our availability."

- Dr. Neil Clark Warren (founder of e-harmony)
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Charlie T · 885 weeks ago

"I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. "

-Michael Richards
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Kaitlyn 43p · 885 weeks ago

"Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up."

-Britney Spears

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