Thursday, April 17, 2008

Whoa! Easy, fella.

Make up names for the private parts of former lovers (real or imaginary). Maybe they then have a conversation with your naughty bits. Allow us to listen in.

Be brave on this one. It'll be fun.

PS. You can always post as Anon.

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Anon · 886 weeks ago

Does your teddy bear wanna dip his paw in my honeypot?
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Anon · 886 weeks ago

I want you to squeeze my lemon till the juice drips down my leg.
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Anon · 886 weeks ago

Boy: Ouch, don't pinch my tits.

Girl: {a look of confusion and disgust followed by a look that pleads Boy never uses that term in self-reference again}
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Anon · 886 weeks ago

I was always fond of the term "squeeze box" popularized by The Who.

I found out that calling a lady friend "tender tits" during menstruation can bite me in the ass.

I like to call asses "bippies" as in "You bet your sweet bippie I'm going to ball you right now."

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