Tuesday, March 11, 2008

You + Me = Us

Please post a math equation using words instead of numbers.

Example: ipost + upost = "an interactive art project"

Yes, I know that's a lame example. You can do better.

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If you would like to find the original story for yesterday's Mad Libs post, see A Duty Dance with Mad Libs Mondays. Feel free to post your completed Mad Lib with all the substituted words in place in the comments section.

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· 891 weeks ago

So like this one would be from As Good As It Gets:

Man minus (reason and accountability) equals Woman

Fun. Matthew Walker might have said:

(Brave Americans all) divided by Redcoats equals autumn

Neato. Robert Plant might scream:

(How many more) times (treat me the way you wanna do) equals (When I give you all my love)

That may be a stretch... But Bobby would say:

(Love minus zero) divided by (No limit) equals (laughs like the flowers) equals (speaks softly) equals (winks) equals (like some raven at my window with a broken wing)
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· 891 weeks ago

x + y = the only two tragedies in life. x = not getting what one wants. y = getting it.
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· 891 weeks ago

6 pack of beer + 2 horny teenagers = 1 wee embryo
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· 891 weeks ago

A middle school classic:

Girls = Time * Money

Given that Time = Money

Girls = Money * Money

Girls = Money^2

Money = √Evil

(Money)^2 = (√Evil)^2

Money^2 = Evil

Therefore!

Girls = Evil
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· 891 weeks ago

"bad fonts + big tvs = bros"

coincidentally, just created this equation in a reply-all e-mail about that new bar in porter... before reading your blog! wowsers.

oh, jordan, also...
"grumpy morning + ipostupost afternoon = magical!"
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· 891 weeks ago

50 pages of script to memorize / 3 days until opening night = Lots of poop in my pants
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· 891 weeks ago

(My little car + his big stupid USV) x his blindness = my insurance spike
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· 891 weeks ago

1 relatively sunny seattle day + 20 minute walk = 20 minutes of torrential downpour.

OF COURSE.
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· 891 weeks ago

@ Seeattle: ha ha ha!

1 beautiful Portland day + 1 bike ride for 20 minutes = 1 rained-on and cold Buchino

(As soon as I dismounted, the sun greeted me again. Go fig.)

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