Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Rip-Off Wednesday #2: You heard it here second!

On Rip-Off Wednesdays, I steal someone else's idea and translate it into an ipost.

For Rip-Off Wednesday #2, please post something ridiculous you can remember overhearing in your own fair city ala overheardinnewyork.com. Feel free to create a humorous title for your sound bite and note where you heard it.

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landlord: ... japanese?
me: what??
landlord: ... japanese?
me: um. no.
landlord: ... chinese?
me: no.
landlord: ... taiwanese?
me: no-- vietnamese.
landlord: ... japanese?

(needless to say, we did not sign that lease)
Setting - Me and Omar digging through a costume bin looking for a certain pair of pants.

Me: Find me everything black!

Omar (A Black Man): Oh, if I had a nickle...
on a flight, san francisco to boston.

stewardess (over the intercom): if you think you might need to use the lavatory, this might be an excellent opportunity.
(pause)
stewardess: again, now is an excellent opportunity to use the lavatory.

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