1. Pick a simple chore you have to complete.
2. In your mind, turn it into a monumental task.
3. upost a classified ad in which you are searching for like-minded people to help you on your quest. Use this as your model.
Monday, July 14, 2008
SERIOUS blogger questing for Axe-Wielding Copy Editor
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Jordan 57p · 873 weeks ago
You will help me put away the mountainous mountain of unruly evil clothing that seems to have adhered itself to my bed with tentacles, manacles, and force fields, but mostly with gravity. Qualified applicants will be licensed to deal with extremely dangerous fabrics, including (but not limited to) contemptible corduroy, putrid polyester, and the dreaded denim. You will bring your own deflector lenses to shield your eyes from x-tra radioactive American Apparel v-necks. You will also be not afraid of plaid, the Express brand, or boot-cut pants.
Only bother emailing back if you are SUP.....
Oop. Nevermind. My moms just took care of it.
yo · 873 weeks ago
Jordan 57p · 873 weeks ago
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phottto · 873 weeks ago
are you a hygiene freak? do you have small fingers? are you good at working in low light? do you like repetitive tasks? do you have a passion for working with people? do you like the idea of doing your part in keeping others in your community healthy and vibrant? THEN LOOK NO FURTHER!!!
i am looking for an assistant to wrap coiled up nylon filaments in thick fashions around their sturdy (but gentle) fingers, and navigate their way through the abyss of my mouth. you will bring the ribbon like product down in between each tooth, and gingerly sweep the flexible instrument at the bottom of each gum of each tooth. this task will be repeated between each tooth on the lower and upper teeth. monetary incentives are strategically given after bi-annual check-ups at the office of dentistry. if the oral hygienist offers positive feedback and commentary about my flossing regiment, then a bonus will be given to the flossing assistant. if there lacks any evidence of gum disease, then the flossing assistant will be promoted to flossing associate with a promotion bonus.