Rip-Off Wednesday #14: A Bit of a Conundrum

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Rip-Off Wednesday #14: A Bit of a Conundrum

On Rip-Off Wednesdays, we steal someone else's idea and translate it into an ipost.

Today we will rip off the game "Would You Rather..." in which players are confronted with two equally horrible/wonderful (though they are very rarely wonderful) options to choose between.

upost your own "would you rather"s and respond to others.

Thanks to Hannah for the ipost.

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Jordan 57p · 876 weeks ago

I have always been a fan of this one: Would you rather...

Sit in a dumpster for an hour up to your neck in every horrible substance you can imagine (eg. bodily fluids, decaying organic matter, anything else that has a good chance of giving you a disease)

or

Drink a pint of blended fetus?

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mb · 876 weeks ago

Blended fœtus. If the placenta has all those wonderful nutrients, so must the fœtus. The only problem here would be that I'd be wasting perfectly good stem cells.

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Jordan 57p · 876 weeks ago

Yeah, I'm all about the blended fetus too. I figure my body would force me to throw it up immediately.

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mb · 876 weeks ago

You would keep that shit down — you and I both know that.

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mb · 876 weeks ago

Would you rather be physically maimed, mentally abused and spiritually raped daily in Guantánamo Bay without hope of escape ever

OR

live in Cleveland, Ohio?

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Jordan 57p · 876 weeks ago

I don't know, but I'd rather be rich than stupid.

Cleveland is the birthplace of Drew Carey, home of the Indians baseball team, and site of the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame!

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Homer · 876 weeks ago

Ugh! I'll take Guantánamo.

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Jordan 57p · 876 weeks ago

I set 'em up, you knock 'em down.

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ecd · 876 weeks ago

Would you rather have a for real pinocchio nose
or
Have a bellybutton that migrated to a different part of your face every day?

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Jordan 57p · 876 weeks ago

Does the nose grow when I lie? Is the bellybutton innie or outie?

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mb · 876 weeks ago

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4qpaGx1d6rs

When Pinocchio stopped lying. (Bonus points to kiki and all the other Spanish-speaking folks who can understand more than the situation.)

To answer your proposal:
Pinocchio nose. I already have a huge nose now and people tend to politely avoid it just fine.