Monday, June 23, 2008

Ass + U + Me

upost some incorrect assumptions people have made about you.

Thanks to Rebecca for the ipost.

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ipost | upost 40p · 875 weeks ago

People often assume that we are going to ipost things in a timely manner. Wrong! But we usually get to it eventually.
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Hannah 48p · 875 weeks ago

umm... some people assume that I'm a natural redhead. These people have obviously never seen a natural redhead.
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Jordan 57p · 875 weeks ago

About 3 times in the last two weeks I have answered the phone by saying, "This is Jordan," and the person on the other line has responded, "Hi Stewart."

WTF?
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Jordan 57p · 875 weeks ago

I think people assume that I am a sucker. I am approached incessantly on the street with sob stories that always end up as a plea for money. In response to this onslaught of unsolicited solicitation, I have attempted to cultivate a public face that conveys this message: "helpful, but not a sucker." I think it's starting to work.
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Geronimo · 875 weeks ago

I didn't call her because I was ignoring her.

I didn't call her because I was overwhelmed by work and because of the text message I got the next morning: "I can still smell you on me. Very sexy." That freaked me out like she liked me on top of the whole bit where I was too wrapped up in work to worry about it.
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Kaitlyn 43p · 875 weeks ago

People always assume that I can't reach things on high shelves. Okay, so they're often right. But not always!!
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Hopomythumb · 875 weeks ago

Homunculi need not be measured by their stature but by their presence.
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Marli · 875 weeks ago

Based on events in the past few weeks, I must assume that others assume it is part of my job to flirt with them. And that my job title is "honey, sweetheart, pretty," or "cutie." Ugh.
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belly · 875 weeks ago

Once upon a time, I gained some weight and my boyfriend moved to the city I lived in. This led to quite an unsettling rumour that I was pregnant. Obviously the assumption was something like belly+boyfriend=baby. It's not that simple folks. Some of us actually enjoy food and beer and - shock horror - someone finds us attractive anyway.

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