Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Rip-Off Wednesday #10: Married to the NYSea

On Rip-Off Wednesdays, I steal someone else's idea and translate it into an ipost.

Today, we will rip off two awesome things: Married to the Sea and The New Yorker's caption writing contest.

You have options:
1) Post a caption/conversation relating to one of the clip art images below in the comments section (reference whether you're writing about A, B, or C).
2) Email your own clip art image with a caption/conversation printed on it to ipostupost (@) gmail (dot) com.

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Homemade clip art captions:


Posted by Jordan



Posted by Lindsay H



Posted by Michael Buchino.

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C. Bruce Wayne Before He Was Batman

Bruce: Albert, I just ordered some "escorts" online. Could you make sure they come in through the scary cave entrance below the house so that Father doesn't see them.

Albert: Of course, Master Wayne. PS. Your dad's dead, remember? From the Joker.
A. Shirley: "I'm so glad they finally replaced the spring water with vodka."

Grant: "Yeah! Wanna have sex in my office?"

Shirley: "Definitely! Hey, Tad, you wanna join?"

Tad: "Hey, why not?"
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Grant: Hey Shirley, I'll water your bubbler.

Shirley and Tad: HA HA HA!
Tad: Hey, how's it feel being the token black man, anyway?

Grant: I'll tell you what, Tad. It feels pretty great!

Shirley: I'll drink to that!
B.

I hope you're only drinking tonight to help you purge that corndog you woofed down. Yeah, fatty, you're too fat.

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