Monday, April 14, 2008

Mad Libs Mondays are on vacation...

but if they weren't on vacation for this week, it would have been a mad lib based on a lullaby. Instead, please post your own really disturbing lullaby.

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A lot of children's songs are creepy. Like that Metalica song.
I don't even have to invent one - this one always disturbed me as a kid:

"Baby, where are you going?"

"Upstairs, to take a bath!"

"Baby, with legs like toothpicks, and a neck like a giraffe! Baby, gets in the bathtub, baby pulls out the plug - jiminy crickets gosh-oh-gee! There goes Baby down the drain! GLUG... GLUG... GLUG."

Yeah, my mom sang that whenever I was about to take a bath. SCARY!!!
Another disturbing and already-in-existence children's song: A peanut sat on a railroad track. His heart was all aflutter. A choo-choo train came down the track. Choo-choo! Peanut butter!

That's right kids. Your favorite lunchtime sandwich is made up of suicidal legumes!
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Hanna just wanted to say "legumes" -- good work.

There's also:

Ewie Gooey was a worm, a mighty worm was he.

He climbed upon the railroad tracks to see what he could see.

*SQUISH* (clap your hands together) -- eeewwwie gooooey!!!

This is my favorite bedtime song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg1RuXvlxxQ

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I'm just happy I knew that a peanut was a legume! (it is, right..?)

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