Every Monday, I will post a mad libs list, which you can respond to by posting the appropriate words. Below, you will find the original story and where your words should be substituted for the originals. If you still want to play, you can find the list of blanks for which you will supply words at the bottom of the page. The number for each blank will help you substitute them correctly.
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The First Book of Moses, Called [4]
In the beginning [1] created the [2] and the [3].
And the [3] was without [5], and [6]; and [7] was upon the face of the [8]. And the Spirit of [1] [9] upon the face of the [10].
And [1] said, Let there be [11]: and there were [11]....
And after [12] [13], [1] saw every thing that s/he had [14], and, behold, it was very [15].
And on the [12 + st, nd, rd, or th] [13, but singular], [1] [16] his/her [17] which s/he had [14] and s/he [18]...
And [1] [19] the [12 + st, nd, rd, or th] [13, but singular], and [20] it.
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5. Plural noun:
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13. Plural time period (eg. days, weeks):
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Monday, February 25, 2008
The Genesis of Mad Libs Mondays
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· 892 weeks ago
2. cat
3. dog
4. lamp
5. cars
6. lively
7. box
8. giraffe
9. reverberated
10. candles
11. chocolates
12. 47
13. eons
14. ran
15. dirty
16. spoke
17. paper
18. caressed
19. thought
20. planned
· 892 weeks ago
2. mermaid
3. sailor
4. Hitachi Magic Wand
5. pearls
6. slick
7. typewriter
8. monocle
9. galavanted
10. frozen peas
11. snowshoes
12. sixteen
13. centuries
14. philandered
15. furry
16. tiptoed
17. fried green tomato
18. french braided
19. smoked
20. sashayed
· 892 weeks ago
2. jock strap
3. junk
4. blueberry
5. juices
6. snazzy
7. jacket
8. slipper
9. ejected
10. hats
11. dinosaurs
12. 33
13. years
14. hopped
15. hip
16. caressed
17. book
18. swung
19. nullified
20. programed
· 892 weeks ago
2. height
3. width
4. grief
5. windows
6. lithe
7. money
8. kiss
9. ripped
10. eggs
11. books
12. 1
13. ages
14. shaved
15. Albanian
16. teased
17. avocado
18. shot
19. licked
20. saved
· 892 weeks ago
2. goosebump
3. sweat
4. peanut butter
5. saggy boobies
6. really neat
7. sketchy casino
8. pad thai
9. shat
10. testes
11. the pips
12. eighty seven kagillion
13. fortnights
14. burnt
15. solid
16. pooped
17. snarfed
18. tea bagged
19. shuffled
20. dry humped
· 892 weeks ago
In the beginning Andy Kaufman created the mermaid and the sailor.
And the sailor was without pearls, and slick; and typewriter was upon the face of the monocle. And the Spirit of Andy Kaufman galavanted upon the face of the frozen peas.
And Andy Kaufman said, Let there be snowshoes: and there were snowshoes....
And after sixteen centuries, Andy Kaufman saw every thing that s/he had philandered, and, behold, it was very furry.
And on the sixteenth century, Andy Kaufman tiptoed his fried green tomato which he had philandered and he French braided. And Andy Kaufman smoked the sixteenth century and sashayed it.
· 892 weeks ago
· 892 weeks ago
In the beginning Shinny Bald Man created the goosebump and the sweat.
And the Peanut Butter was without saggy boobies, and really neat; and sketchy casino was upon the face of the pad thai. And the Spirit of shinny bald man shat upon the face of the testes.--gross--
And shinny bald man said, Let there be the pips: and there were the pips....
And after eighty seven kagillion fortnights, shinny bald man saw every thing that he had burnt, and, behold, it was very solid.
And on the eighty-seven kagillionth fornight, shinny bald man pooped his recipe which he had burnt and he tea bagged...
And shinny bald man shuffled the eighty-seven kagillionth fornight, and dry humped it.
--That was nasty. My apologies.
· 892 weeks ago
In the beginning I created the height and the width.
And the width was without windows, and lithe; and monkey was upon the face of the kiss. And the Spirit of me ripped upon the face of the eggs.
And I said, Let there be books: and there were books....
And after 1 age, I saw every thing that I had shaved, and, behold, it was very Albanian.
And on the 1st age I teased my avocado which I had shaved and I shot...
And I licked the 1st age and saved it.