Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Categories & Dogegories

Choose a category of goods (eg. beer) and upost a sentence or paragraph using brand names, products, or words/phrases specific to that category. You can also add on to other posts if you come up with other products.

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ipost | upost 40p · 872 weeks ago

This is horrible, but it's an example: I Amstel waiting for someone to make my friend Bud weiser than he is. Seems like nothing will ever cure what Ales him: stupidity. Last weekend, we went to Beck's concert and Bud noticed Ian's girlfried in front of us and said way too loud, "Whoooowee! I'm gonna Killian, Look at that Heine, ken I touch it? Then he got punched right in the hefeweizen.
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Satan's little · 871 weeks ago

Here are the names of some record labels. And… GO!!!

Epic
Nonesuch
Atlantic
Asthmatic Kitty Records
Apple
Yep Roc
Team Love
Sub Pop
Matador
Thrill Jockey
Bomp
Columbia
Fat Cat
Arts & Crafts
Quarterstick
Rough Trade
Lost Highway
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Hannah 48p · 871 weeks ago

The Fat Cat laying on the Matador's back was having an Epic dream. He dreampt he was on a Lost Highway in Columbia when a Thrill Jockey approached him. The Columbian jockey was looking to make a Rough Trade: an Apple for some Bomp (the powder sort, if you know what I mean...) The cat thought this deal was Sub Pop, however, and so the jockey had Nonesuch luck.

Just then the Matador decided Arts & Crafts was more his thing than laying asleep with a cat on his back, and headed for the Atlantic to pursue this new passion, chomping an Apple along the way. The Fat Cat was left alone, awake from his dream, and still a Quarterstick away from his own passion: Asthmatic Kitty Records.

-Boo yeah. I think I used all of them!

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