Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Dear Leinenkugel's Sunset Wheat Beer,

upost a short letter to whatever has made you happy recently. It can be abstract, concrete, or solid gold.

If you're having trouble coming up with something, upost here.

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Dear Summer,

Thank you for getting off your lazy ass and finally arriving! (I will forgive you for today, as long as you come back tomorrow!)

Love,

Hannah
Dear Lin-Manuel Miranda, I have spent my entire workday watching your videos on YouTube and I am completely obsessed with you, Shockwave, In the Heights, and Freestyle Love Supreme. Seriously. I'm entranced. "I never seen any bangin and slangin in Woody Allen movies."
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dear end of the school--

i love our annual love affair. it is no secret, it feels like a one-night-stand, and it is beautiful.
dear yearly bonus,

i'd write you a sonnet, but i've got to go buy a wii.
Dear Fucked-Up Dreams I've Been Having,Dear Fucked-Up Dreams I've Been Having,

This is a fun game. I love that you've been combining Thanksgiving

memories with relatives I don't really like — it's giving me some

perspective.

I love that you include my ex-girlfriend, because it's surreal to

think of her surrounded by family (I'm not being sarcastic).

Seriously, this is interesting to me.

I love that I had plans to go midnight fishing with my old friend

Phil, with whom I've never fished nor thought would visit Louisville

during Thanksgiving.

I appreciate that you have me plunging the toilet when it gets

clogged. No one wants to deal with that, not even in dreams.

I find it equally refreshing that I would find myself drinking. Sure,

alcohol is a nice escape from reality from time to time. But it's nice

to know it's also a good crutch when I hallucinate.

Anyway, keep up the good work. You have whet my interest and I am

eager to see what's next!

Tallyhoe!

xkcd.com/203/

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