This one has a lot of blanks, but I think it will be a classic!
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Monday, May 5, 2008
Mad Libs Mondays make babies cry...I mean, sleep
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Mad Libs Mondays make babies cry...I mean, sleep
2008-05-05T00:01:00-04:00
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Jordan 57p · 882 weeks ago
a pocket full of puke.
a grand and 9 farty frogs,
mashed in a cuke.
When the cuke was opened,
the frogs began to explode.
Wasn't that an adorable dish
to set before Tom Joad?
Tom Joad was in his crapping house,
crapping out his lungs.
The Robber was in the attic,
eating weiners and buns.
The Window Washer was in the garden,
hanging out the bundles,
When down came some farty frogs
and licked off her grundle.
kiki · 882 weeks ago
a pocket full of cacti.
6 and 42 crunchy zippers,
frozen in an apple pie.
When the apple pie was opened,
the zippers began to crack.
Wasn't that a smelly dish
to set before the Jack Black?
The actor who can't act was in his smiling house,
rocking out his honey bees.
The door-to-door salesman was in the foyer,
eating mashed potatoes and macaroni & cheese.
The Star Wars geek was in the garden,
hanging out the too many beers,
When down came some crunchy zippers
and sniffed off her floppy ears.
Hannah 48p · 882 weeks ago
a pocket full of ballads.
3 and 30 bleary-eyed cats,
sank in a salad.
When the egg salad was opened,
the cats began to sleep.
Wasn't that a soundly dish
to set before the peeper?
The peeper was in his snoozing house,
loving out his die.
The seamstress was in the closet,
eating veggie burger and pie.
The golfer was in the garden,
hanging out the moose,
When down came some bleary-eyed cats
and spat off her caboose