Please post a song title or lyric about love or sex and replace the word "love" or any term for sex with "hug."
Thanks to Rebecca B for the ipost.
Monday, May 12, 2008
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Hug Queen · 882 weeks ago
[high part:]
Every time I see your face
I get all wet between my legs
Every time you pass me by
I heave a sigh of pain
[low part:]
Every time I see your face
I think of things unpure unchaste
I want to hug you like a dog
I'll take you home and make you like it
Everything you ever wanted
Everything you ever thought of is
Everything I'll do to you
I'll hug you and your minions too
Your face reminds me of a flower
Kind of like you're underwater
Hair's too long and in your eyes
Your lips a perfect hug me size
You act like you're fourteen years old
Everything you say is so
Obnoxious, funny, true and mean
I want to be your hug queen
You're probably shy and introspective
That's not part of my objective
I just want your fresh young jimmy
hugging hugging hugging in me
Every time I see your face
I think of things unpure unchaste
I want to hug you like a dog
I'll take you home and make you like it
Everything you ever wanted
Everything you ever thought of is
Everything I'll do to you
I'll hug you 'til your dick is blue
This has got to be one of the naughtiest songs ever written. The first time I heard it I got pretty hard and began thinking unpure, unchaste thoughts. It still gets me off. The whole album does, for that matter. Damn.
Listen to it here: http://tinyurl.com/6h5642
Real lyrics here: http://tinyurl.com/5rcrwy
Kaitlyn 43p · 882 weeks ago
We can hug 'til we both wake up.
Girl, you know I'm hooked on you,
And this is what I'll do...
I wanna rub you down.
I wanna hug you up.
All night.
Girl you make me feel real good.
I wanna rub you down.
I wanna hug you up.
Let me take off all your clothes.
We'll disconnect the phone so nobody knows.
Let me light a candle,
So that we can make it better.
Hugging until we drown.
-an excerpt from "I Wanna Hug You Up" not by Color Me Badd
Kaitlyn 43p · 882 weeks ago
"Hugs and drugs and rock and roll
Is all my brain and body need
Hugs and drugs and rock and roll
Is very good indeed"
Captain Obvious · 882 weeks ago
I want to hug you from the inside.
I want to hug you like an animal.
My whole existence is flawed.
You make me want to hug god.
PS. Help me, it's your hug I can smell.
Huggy Bear · 882 weeks ago
I'm too huggy for my love too huggy for my love
Love's going to leave me
I'm too huggy for my shirt too huggy for my shirt
So huggy it hurts
And I'm too huggy for Milan too huggy for Milan
New York and Japan....
Jordan 57p · 882 weeks ago
So let's hug like they hug on the Discovery Channel.
Hug again now.
Hannah 48p · 882 weeks ago
Beardy Spice · 882 weeks ago
...If you wanna be my hugger, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever; friendship never ends...
Molly 0p · 882 weeks ago
And blow out the candlelight
For tonight is just your night
We're gonna celebrate, all thru the night
Pour the wine, light the fire
Girl your wish is my command
I submit to your demands
I'll do anything, girl you need only ask
I'll give hugs to you
Like you want me to
And I'll hold you tight
Baby all through the night
I'll give hugs to you
When you want me to
And I will not let go
Till you tell me to
*I can't believe I slow danced to the not-G-rated song in middle school. gross!
Molly · 882 weeks ago
Baby I'm hot just like an oven
I need some huggin'
And baby, I can't hold it much longer
It's getting stronger and stronger
And when I get that feeling
I want Hugual Healing
Hugual Healing, oh baby
Makes me feel so fine
Helps to relieve my mind
Hugual Healing baby, is good for me
Hugual Healing is something that's good for me
Rebecca · 882 weeks ago
My best, I think, was the NWA classic "Hug Tha Police." Others we came up with included:
Shut your hugging face, Uncle Hugga
You're the one who hugged your uncle, Uncle Hugga
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn
You just hug your uncle all day long
How can we be huggers if we can't be friends?
Muskrat Hug
Hug Shack
Don't you want somebody to hug?
Don't you need somebody to hug?
Wouldn't you hug somebody to hug?
You better find somebody to huuuuug
To All the Girls I've Hugged Before
I'm gonna keep on huggin' you
Cause it's the only thing I wanna do
I don't wanna sleep
I just wanna keep on huggin' you
I'm everything I am because you hugged me
Too Much Hug Will Kill You
Rebecca · 882 weeks ago
Sometimes I feel I've got to
Run away, I've got to
Get away
From the pain that you drive into the heart of me
The hug we share
Seems to go nowhere
And I've lost my light
For I toss and turn I can't sleep at night
Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I run from you
This tainted hug you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Tainted hug
Tainted hug
Now I know I've got to
Run away I've got to
Get away
You don't really want any more from me
To make things right
You need someone to hold you tight
And you think hug is to pray
But I'm sorry I don't pray that way
Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I run from you
This tainted hug you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Tainted hug
Tainted hug
Don't touch me please
I cannot stand the way you tease
I hug you though you hurt me so
a favorite hug song · 882 weeks ago
All you need is hugs! (doo-dee-doo-doo-doo)
All you need is hugs, hugs,
Hugs is all you need.
Please excuse the mismatched verb tenses. To replace "love" with "hugs" in this song seems funny; to replace "is" with "are" somehow seems to mess with the whole essence of it. or something.
ipost | upost 40p · 882 weeks ago
Rebecca · 882 weeks ago
Gangsta Huggin
Hug in an Elevator
The Notorious H.A.M. 0p · 882 weeks ago
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I hug myself....
Jordan 57p · 882 weeks ago
ipost | upost 40p · 882 weeks ago
It's the only thing that there's just too little of.
Check it: http://ipostupost.blogspot.com/2008/05/not-just-f...
kiki · 882 weeks ago
You know I hug you
I'll always be true
So pleaaaaase
Hug me do
beardly beardy beard · 881 weeks ago
Bob Marley is all like "One hug, one heart, let's get together and
feel alright..."
Warren Zevon gets creepy: "He took little Susie to the Junior Prom
(Excitable boy, they all said) and he hugged her and killed her, then
he took her home (Excitable boy, they all said) ..."
Meat Loaf "would do anything" for a hug, but he won't "do that..."
Lionel Richie and Diana Ross are a bit awkward and uncomfortable with
their "endless hug..."
And Tenacious D bring it home with their classic:
This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to hug her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to hug
And huggin' give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna hug you softly
I'm gonna hug you gently
I'm gonna hug you sweetly
I'm gonna hug you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute, Sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's huggin' teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna hug you completely
And then I'll huggin' hug you discreetly
And then I'll hugging hug you completely
But then I'm gonna hug you hard
Hard