Rip-Off Wednesday #5: Responds to "Xerxes"

On Rip-Off Wednesdays, I steal someone else's idea and translate it into an ipost.

Inspired by the piece of awesomeness below, please make your own pseudo lost & found poster* about how awesome your stuff is.



*If you want to include an image in your poster, you can email it to ipostupost (at) gmail (dot) com. In fact, you can send the whole poster and I will post it for you. Or you can just post a blurb about something of yours that is awesome (as usual).

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From Hannah:

Please don't take this cat. Although he's got giant bug-eyes to bat at you and enormous furry ears to listen to all your stories and woes, you really shouldn't take him. He has jagged claws that will rip your furniture and carpets apart. His eyes leak a sort of brown goo, which is very endearing, but gross when it gets on your shirt. His cry is piercing and although he'll cuddle with you at night, he'll howl in the morning until you feed him.

Okay? So, please don't take this cat when he escapes from my apartment. Just bring him back.