Please post a Clerihew about a friend or someone well-known (see link for examples). Use the person's name to create the rhyme in the first couplet. If you post about friends, send them a link to show that you were thinking about them.
Friday, April 4, 2008
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ipost | upost 40p · 887 weeks ago
The best thing about Clive
Is that he is no longer alive.
There's a lot to be said
for being dead.
Hannah 48p · 887 weeks ago
He's studying to be a lawyer so he's in a tizzy.
But when I see him he gives me a big smile.
Hey Larry! It's been a while!
Lindsay · 887 weeks ago
When she write a good gazal, she knows it.
But sometimes they all sound the same,
Because Sally is a boring name.
ecd · 887 weeks ago
These tasks created for us are so nutty!
Yet I can count you one of the most reliable of men:
Providing distraction since waaaaay back when.
phottto · 887 weeks ago
you can even tickle low.
the laughter spread smiles and cheer
usually for all to hear.
Kaitlyn 43p · 887 weeks ago
Hopes the day is won.
He made a post about rhymes for a friend
In hopes of more readers by Friday's end.
----
My friend Fran
Has got a plan
To get us all in blissful relationships
Without compromising our standards with dry, chapped lips.
----
Michael Chateuneuf
Likes to know stuff.
Unfortunately, lessons by Anton Chekhov and Brian Friel
Are all that appeal.
----
Donald Anderson
Lives six blocks from the street I'm on.
But we never hang out
Because I'm a sorry lout.
----
Brad Pitt
Can go eat shit.
Because he doesn't want to marry me.
What a jerk.
Kaitlyn 43p · 887 weeks ago
Is better than Brad Pitt.
(Though we haven't yet become engaged,
Since that might make her man enraged.)
I didn't know a girl named Ellie
Was frequenting this site--O Nelly!
Now that's a person I dearly miss;
I hope something becomes of this.
P.S. Holy crap. This is so fun. I could do this all day.
Jordan's Dad · 887 weeks ago
it reads like a song
You may thing this subject is trite and tired and that, by all means, I am entirely despicable
But we know that it's all in jest and really it's not becoming of you to be so effrickable
---
Jordan's beard,
so tall and so fair,
disguises the effeminate man (uh).
Of course, I speak of the beard we all call Hannah.
Jordan 57p · 887 weeks ago
Is all about whiskerino.
He's a rawk gawd, a champ, and a binger
Even if his beard is a bit ginger.
ecd · 887 weeks ago
She'll sing songs from old musiclas with me 'til dawn
Though she often uses her voice to make my cat a-fraidy
It's also great crooning "Luck Be A Lady."
Oh my gosh, I'm catching clerihew fever.
Fran · 887 weeks ago
She seems to have the key
Through her delight in learning new things
She gives my curiosity little wings!
___________________________
Dolly is my dog
She cannot read or write a blog
When I see her she will lick my face
and then look for a squirrel to chase.
_________________________
My boss is named Sherene
She tends to be a tad bit mean
I wish her tyranny would end
But maybe she just needs a friend.
ecd · 887 weeks ago
That we've shared such a wonderful friendship...wow!
And yet, when we're old and the length of our friendships a "doozy"
I promise to never stop calling you "Boozie."
1,2!
Jordan 57p · 887 weeks ago
better not be tardy
when we go to drink some beeracles
at the bar they call Miracle.
Dennis Kucinich · 887 weeks ago
thought she had got 'em --
everyone and their mama.
But really, she's just f*cking Obama.
http://buchino.tumblr.com/post/30727551
amy m hardy · 887 weeks ago
never did anything embarassin',
until one man at the bar supported mccain,
and jordan gave him a punch in the nose for lacking a brain.