Irish I were drunk on Mad Libs Mondays.

Every Monday, ipost a mad libs list, which you can respond to by posting a comment with the appropriate words. Below, you will find the original story and where your words should be substituted for the originals. If you still want to play, you can find the list of blanks for which you will supply words at the bottom of the page. The number for each blank will help you substitute them correctly.

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A Portrait of the Artist Who, According to Apocryphal Stories, Would Sit in His Closet for Hours on End with a Bottle of Alcohol and a Typewriter, Typing and Laughing Maniacally.

Once upon a time and a very [1] time it was there was a [2][3] coming down along the [4] and this [2][3] that was coming down along the [4] [5] a [6] [7] [8] named baby [9]...

He was baby [9]. The [2][3] came down the [4] where [10] [11]: she [12] [13].

[14 Include at least one line of lyrics]

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1. Adjective
2. Animal Sound
3. Animal that makes #2
4. Noun
5. Past tense verb
6. Adjective made into a baby talk
7. Adjective
8. Noun
9. Any silly name your parents might have called you as a baby
10. Alliterative name of well known person
11. Past tense verb
12. past tense verb
13. Plural noun
14. Lullabye from childhood

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PS. Everyone's Irish today, right? What's your story when someone asks you how Irish you are?

PPS. How drunk are you right now?