If I was Peter Piper, I'd pick your peck.

Monday, March 24, 2008

If I was Peter Piper, I'd pick your peck.

Please post an alliterative pick-up line. Every word need not begin with the same letter, but should rely somewhat heavily on alliteration.

Thanks to AH for today's ipost.

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If you would like to find the original story for yesterday's Mad Libs post, see Mad Libs Mondays Get Apocalyptic. Feel free to post your completed Mad Lib with all the substituted words in place in the comments section.

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Marli · 889 weeks ago

Seeking someone sexy, sweetheart? So... say we search my satin sheets?

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Enis 1p · 889 weeks ago

Lola loves Linas lolly-licking lips. Simon, the sensitive schoolboy, seems shocked to see that.

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Jordan 57p · 889 weeks ago

Hey Hottie Hotness, I have a horrible case of the hiccups. How would you like to hook up with this hick? No?

Hang on! How about a hickie?

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Kaitlyn · 889 weeks ago

I can't create a quote to court you with. Can we just kill the cleverness... and get naked?

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phottto · 889 weeks ago

hey girl... do you like your eggs scrambled, sunny-side up, or fertilized?

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Jordan 57p · 889 weeks ago

If we're not doing alliteration, then how about this one:

Hey girl, is that a keg in your pants? Cause I wanna tap that ass.

Like this: http://www.xkcd.com/398/.