Rip-Off Wednesday #1: The Joy of Six

On Rip-Off Wednesdays, I steal someone else's idea and translate it into an ipost.

For Rip-Off Wednesday #1, please post your own six-word memoir. Don't worry. We won't hold you to it (ie. it's not going on your headstone), so feel free to post whatever comes to mind first. You may also, as always, post more than once.

I Feel Bad For You, Son

Jay-Z has 99 problems. How many do you have? List a few of them.

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If you would like to find the original story for yesterday's Mad Libs post, see Mad Libs Mondays Got To Get Paid, Son. Feel free to post your completed Mad Lib with all the substituted words in place in the comments section.

Mad Libs Mondays Got To Get Paid, Son

Every Monday, I will post a mad libs list, which you can respond to by posting a comment with the appropriate words. Below, you will find the original story and where your words should be substituted for the originals. If you still want to play, you can find the list of blanks for which you will supply words at the bottom of the page. The number for each blank will help you substitute them correctly.

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[1]'s [2 + st, nd, rd, or st] Soliloquy by Bill S.

To [3], or not to [3]: that is the [4]:
Whether 'tis [5] in the [6] to [7]
The [8] and [9] of [10] [11],
Or to [12] [13] against a sea of [14],
And by opposing end them? To [15]: to [16]...
To [16] perchance to [17]: ay, there's the rub;
For in that [18] of [19] what [20] may come...

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1. Well-known troubled person
2. Number
3. Verb
4. Noun with a negative connotation
5. Adjective ending in “er”
6. Noun
7. Verb
8. Plural Noun
9. Plural Noun
10. Adjective
11. Noun
12. Verb
13. Plural noun
14. Plural noun with a negative connotation
15. Verb
16. Verb
17. Verb
18. Try to turn the verb from #16 into a noun
19. Try to turn the verb from #15 into a noun
20. Try to turn the verb from #17 into a noun

How far will ten bucks get me?

Please post your best taxi cab story told as a play-by-play, taking into consideration the state you were in at the time of the cab ride, ie. in a hurry, drunk, giving birth, etc.

Bleepity Bleep

Please post your favorite curse word and (optional) create a new use for it.